Mad Dog McGillicuddy and his Rabid Band of Howler Monkeys

Episode 5/5 dedicated to Leslie Nielsen (1926-2010). I was reluctant to put a two-parter in the middle of a series, but I couldn't tell the whole Roffelmau story in a single Episode. My mate Fitz, my most constructive of critics, wanted to see more of The Baron. I assure you, he will return. I deliberately disposed of him in a way that allows him to return... This has dated a little even since writing it, as my old phone wasn't really set up for email/facebook/twitter. Now I/we have smartphones that date this a little...Oh well, it was bound to date at some point... Strangely, the most far-fetched part of this story is NOT that it features a character with a phone for a head, but that everyone willingly smashes their phones. Wishful thinking on my part. I wish we could all be free of these things, but I, like most other people, am a 'slave to my phone'. I wouldn't smash mine, even if the Howler Monkeys told me to...